January 2011
1 post
3, in February
You are all so old!
July 2010
2 posts
April 2010
1 post
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via caraobrien) (via piscesinpurpleoverflow)
My namesake had mad skilz, yo.
March 2010
4 posts
Happy Saturday!
February 2010
5 posts
Happy My Birthday!!!
And also Happy My Birthday Twin Birthday!
Working on my alphabet.
January 2010
1 post
December 2009
2 posts
WatchHelping Trim The Tree
“Write it on your heart
that every day is the best day in the year.
He is rich...”
– ralph waldo emerson (via oceanofmind) (via optimisto) (via dalasverdugo)
Namesake ARB
November 2009
4 posts
I went pee-pee in my potty!
It arrived yesterday afternoon, and I couldn’t wait to put it to use.
From the reaction I got, I’m guessing nobody here thought I’d know how to use it right away.
News flash: I pay attention to what’s going on, people.
“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via fuckyeahhappy)
October 2009
6 posts
Apparently deleting my old account made my reblogs...
Sorry about that.
Okay, I’ve confirmed that the historically dated reblogs aren’t showing up as current in the dashboard.
So if you want to see my older posts, which of course you do, you can check out the old tumblelog. It’s just three pages. Read much more of my stuff at once and you’ll probably have an aneurism or something.
March 2009
1 post
June 2008
1 post
The Freedom of Choice
I gotta tell ya, until today I hated tummy-time. HATED it.
Tummy-time is what various people in my life called it when they would humiliate me by placing me, stomach down, on the floor, bed, or whatever.
I’d lie there, staring at the carpet or blanket that I was being given a sub-one-inch view of, clearly letting them know that I was not enjoying myself, and all they would do was tell me what...
May 2008
3 posts
WatchHappy Mother’s Day, Everyone!
March 2008
18 posts
“Thought is the blossom; language the bud; action the fruit behind it.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson, writer and philosopher (1803-1882) (via aatw)
I’m always happy to share another insight from my man RWE, if only to help keep people from thinking I’m named after some actress’s daughter or gear head.
“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without...”
– Aristotle (via my Bro, contemptslot. Congrats on making radar, that makes it a hat trick for the fam.)
Everyone DOES talk to me like I'm an idiot.
The next person that asks me if I’m still tired from the move is going to end up walking funny due to the insertion of a foreign object.
That joke might have been funny the first time it was used on a baby — twenty-three years ago. Now it just says “I can’t be bothered to steal schtick from this century”.
“Wow, she IS bright eyed!”
– My doctor, who apparently thought the folks would lie about that.
“A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson’s Self Reliance. (via thatguyben)
Producing, In More Than One Sense
Came up with the coolest game today.
The working title is “Don’t really poop until they’re in the middle of changing you”, but clearly that needs to be tightened up. The rules and gameplay should be obvious.
For such a simple game, it’s incredibly addictive. I woke up in the night with the idea fully formed, and I just can’t get enough of it since then.
Now I just need to translate it into...
Watch
“Kids Songs Sung By Rock Stars” This video is epic win. One of the funniest things I’ve heard in a while. Well done.
These are all PM* artists, but they sure beat the stupid color coded shirts off of The Wiggles.
* Pre-Merson
“Either Merson the Person has miraculous keyboard and spelling skills for a...”
– john brissenden (whose tumblelog title suffers from Invisible Vowel Syndrome)
Maybe “he” has had too long a “career” in “academia” (aren’t implied ironic quotes fun?) to remember them, but there are these things called administrative assistants that I use for that kind of work (technically...
February 2008
6 posts
