Mar
1
Either Merson the Person has miraculous keyboard and spelling skills for a day-old baby (which I for one frankly doubt), or “she” is being impersonated by her father.
john brissenden (whose tumblelog title suffers from Invisible Vowel Syndrome)
Maybe “he” has had too long a “career” in “academia” (aren’t implied ironic quotes fun?) to remember them, but there are these things called administrative assistants that I use for that kind of work (technically they’re people, but one of the best ways to keep them in line is to have them type dehumanizing descriptions of themselves).
I love my dad like he’s my…well, dad, but have you seen what passes for a post over on his tumblelog?
Please.