Merson The Person

Emerson Marie's Diary

Mar 5

Everyone DOES talk to me like I’m an idiot.

The next person that asks me if I’m still tired from the move is going to end up walking funny due to the insertion of a foreign object.

That joke might have been funny the first time it was used on a baby — twenty-three years ago. Now it just says “I can’t be bothered to steal schtick from this century”.


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